So the other day I walked into the store and I saw this. What the fuck coca-cola. I know this shit's been around for a minute, and I can't believe it took so long to make the connection, but seriously whomever decide that marketing white powerade was a good idea, watched one too many episodes of Mad Men. How much do you have to drink to think this is a good idea. Bob finally hit it big in marketing, but he failed a few times before he made the big times. Nigger grape soda, Chinese cat food, and Wife Beater sandals all failed miserably but he was onto something with White Powerade. Now if he could just convince the company that made Fanta Orange for Nazi Germany to jump on board. At least that's how it played out in my head.
I snagged this image off vitalbmx.com. I really can't believe there aren't more memes out there about this shit. I mean, there's a Kitler on every fucking facebook page, but this is the only image I found for White Powerade. Maybe it's only funny if it's about killing Jews. At any rate, I'm no writer, and all this talk about coca-cola products is making me want one, so I'm going to the store. Bye for now.
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